Thor and his Maintenance Hammer!
At work I noticed one of the carts for moving heavy items was slightly damaged. A piece of wood was sticking out with exposed nails (not safe at all. And if you didn't know I am Mr.Safety).
I contemplated kicking it back in place, but with my luck I imagined the nails might enter my shoe and into my toes. Trust me I do stupid things and I usually pay for it.
I radioed the maintenance guy.
"Good morning sir, the cart needs a Hulk Smash and it should be good to go, can you come to the kitchen?".
His response,
"What? I don't know what you are talking about, a Hulk what?".
My answer,
"You know, pretend you are HULK and smash it back into place".
His answer
"What? I don't get it.".
He appears in the kitchen.
I said
"Ya so just Hulk smash it and you are good to go. You know who the Hulk is right?"
His answer
"Some WWF guy blonde and bandana?".
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| Impressive he knew his WWF characters. Now called WWE? |
I laughed.
I had to give him props for that, for an older guy he knew that at least.
"No, the green dude who is full of rage and gamma radiation. You know what!? Just give me the hammer and I'll do it. I'm full of rage and probably irradiated (or irritated) by gamma's."
He gave me a weird look.
"I forgot my hammer".
My response
"Thor should never forget his hammer Mjölnir. For it holds the power of a dying star which should not fall into the wrong hands. Its might could be used by evil if befallen into the darkness".
He said "I don't understand you" and walked away.
"I believe in you Thor", I answered as he disappeared.
He didn't respond. I hope he didn't report me for living in a comic book world.
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| I was irradiated by gamma's like the HULK and full of rage. |
My Japanese blog.
Also somewhat incoherent like this blog, but more weird stuff happened to me in Japan.
Take a gander at it at this link.
http://memoirsgaijin.blogspot.ca/
