Tuesday 14 May 2013

An idiotic Conversation

The background
Whilst a friend asked me which I preferred Subway or Quizno’s.



Me: I like Quizno’s more.


Her: Why ?


Me: I don’t like Subway. They ask me too many questions.


Her: Like what?


Me: What bread do I want, some stuff about flavour of the sandwich, harassment about what veggies and then what flavour of salt and pepper I want.


Her: What do you mean flavour of salt and pepper?


Me: I mean they say, "Hey what flavour do you want?".


Her: Do they actually say “Hey”.


Me: No, I’m giving an example.


Her: But back to my point, what do you mean flavour of salt and pepper? Do you mean sauce?


Me: Whatever they ask, same thing. I’m still thinking about the last 100 questions they asked me so by that point I'm confused.


Her: I'm confused by your story.


Me: Me too. You lost me at which one is better. The answer is McDonald’s is better. The one question is "To here or to go?".
You know I’m simple.

Her: Yes. A simpleton.




My Japanese blog.
Also somewhat incoherent like this blog, but more weird stuff happened to me in Japan.
Take a gander at it at this link.

http://memoirsgaijin.blogspot.ca/